To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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