I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
how drunk are you?
Several
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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