i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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