I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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