so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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