I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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