why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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