Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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