is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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