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Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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