Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Maybe he injected his testicle?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
pray to the hookup gods
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