i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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