Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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