Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
