You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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