My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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