I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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