you have to choose: penises or morals?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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