i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
