these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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