She went from zero to smokin in five shots
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
