oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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