I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
