youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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