Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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