North Korea, Best Korea!
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
His hands were made for my vagina.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
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