Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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