worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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