I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
