Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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