oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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