When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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