"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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