That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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