I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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