youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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