Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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