lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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