OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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