That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Randomize
