So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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