Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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