I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
birth control should be required to get into college
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
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