I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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