How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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