spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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