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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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