It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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