Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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