either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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Watching her eat just hurts me
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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