Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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