I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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