these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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