I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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