U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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