There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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