yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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