would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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